G3 is my riddle/joke buddy.
Yesterday he had this riddle for me -
Why did the bee itch?
I thought and I thought and I thought. I was focusing on a bee's stinger but I couldn't come up with anything.
That's because the answer is: Because he had hives!
So I had a little joke for G3 -
Did you hear about the 2 cannibals that were eating a clown? One said to the other, "Does this taste funny?"
I know it's a lame joke but it's all I had.
LOL! Yep, his was good, yours was too! :-)
ReplyDeleteGood Morning!
Love it. Good brain exercise!
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you back. I missed you this week. Cute jokes--started my day with a smile.
ReplyDeleteLOL> Both good!!!
ReplyDeleteSo cute! I'll put those in my joke file!
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Carol
cute :) (the jokes and G3)
ReplyDeleteYou had me laughing. The boys say Ha, Ha. I told T13 I'd call him Bee Boy since he is prone to hives. I got an evil look for that one.
ReplyDeleteGlad your back.
two cannibals were eating a monk.
ReplyDeletecannibal #1 "This meat's a little tough how did you cook it?"
cannibal #2 " I boiled it"
cannibal #1 " oh that explains it, he was a Friar!"
get it?? yuk, yuk! Like Friar Tuck!!
I'm the world's worst at remembering jokes. You came back with a good one. Did he think it was funny?
ReplyDeleteLove the bee joke since my husband has bee hives!!!
ReplyDeleteBoth riddles brought a smile to my face.
ReplyDeleteHe is so cute and so was his joke. It is always hard to compete with the grands it seems.
ReplyDeleteHugs
OK, that is sooo cute!
ReplyDeleteBoth are very cute jokes! I need to remember the one about the bee. My son and his wife both have names that start with "B" so we call them the "Bees" and their house is the "Beehive." Their son (my grandson) is "Wee Bee" and he will love the joke!
ReplyDelete**snicker**
ReplyDeleteThey were both cute!
You may think of it as a lame joke granny but to a wee boy it will be hilarious. I should know, I'm still a wee boy at heart!!
ReplyDeleteSo cute! Here's one for G3:
ReplyDeleteWhy did the blonde race car driver make ten stops during the race?
He was asking for directions!
Just tell him not to tell it to G1!
Your Friend,
Deborah
Too cute! My oldest grandson is my jokester. I love those little funnies!
ReplyDeleteHope you're having a great day!
You two should take this show on the road. Too funny!
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