Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Have You Been to Any of These Places?

Every month or so one of the guys from my graduating class sends out an email with upcoming classmates' birthdays, what some of them have been up to and usually he adds one or two funny stories.

Tonight I received on of those emails and thought these few paragraphs might bring a smile or two to some of you.

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.  Apparently, you can't go alone.  You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito.  I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane.  They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.  I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt.  That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!  It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!  At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what  country I was in. It's an age thing. . .      
                                                                                           -Author Unknown


  1. HaHa! I love it! I've been in Cahoots before...but that was back in the day! :-)
    I've visited the other places a time or two, but mostly...lately...I've been feeling like going in Sane. If I do, I'm sure going in Cognito will need to be next!

  2. LOL! Just so long as you don;t go to Dignant. I've been there a few times. How about Tolerable? Decisive? Determinate? So many places to visit.... Heh

  3. LOL!! LOVED IT! Sure can relate!

  4. I have been in Cahoots more times than I care to count and sometimes not by choice.
    And all the others a time or two.
    I once was in Vincible but that didn't turn out well. Seems I'm not 10' tall and bulletproof afterall. Don't think I'll visit there again. LOL

  5. That was so cute and thanks for sharing it.
    I have been in several of them a time or two also.

  6. hee hee :)

    mountain mama

  7. What a great post! You have won a new follower!

  8. Chuckle! I have surely been in Capable and In Sane. Also In Coherent, and In Different. Great story.

  9. Yep, I've been to all those places.

  10. Thanks for sharing this article I can relate to a lot of it. Time does change things.

  11. I've definitely been in Cahoots. It's always more fun to share the adventure with someone.

  12. Hahaaaaaaaa I needed a good chuckle today. Thanks for sharing.